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Fantasy. Fiction. Humor (Fiction.) HTML:War has come to Discworld�?�again. And, to no one's great surprise, the conflict centers around the small, insufferably arrogant, strictly fundamentalist duchy of Borogravia, which has long prided itself on its ability to beat up on its neighbors. This time, however, it's Borogravia that's getting its long-overdue comeuppance, which has left the country severely drained of young men. Ever since her brother Paul marched off to battle a year ago, Polly Perks has been running The Duchess, her family's inn - even though the revered national deity, Nuggan, has decreed that female ownership of a business is an Abomination. To keep The Duchess in the family, Polly must find her missing sibling. So she cuts off her hair, dons masculine garb, and sets out to join him in this man's army. Polly is afraid that someone will see through her disguise; a fear that proves groundless when the legendary Sergeant Jackrum accepts her without question. Or perhaps the sergeant is too desperate to discriminate - which would explain why a vampire, a troll, a zombie, a religious fanatic, and two uncommonly close "friends�?� are also eagerly welcomed into the fighting fold. Soon, Polly finds herself wondering about the myriad peculiarities of her new brothers-in-arms. It would appear that Polly "Ozzer�?� Perks is not the only grunt with a sec… (more)
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As with many recent Pratchett novels, the magical elements of the Discworld are receding as the society develops - here we are roughly in the earrly 19th century in Earth terms. True, there are the fantastic characters - the trolls, goblins, werewolves and vampires (who have signed the Pledge), and some magical apparatus such as the iconograph are still used. And there are supernatural elements to the story. But this is essentially Pratchett holding a mirror up to our own times.
(In case no-one else has spotted it, the title is a reference to Charles I's best-seller, "The first blast of the trumpet against the monstrous regiment of women". Quite apposite in many ways. Look it up.)
Monstrous Regiment takes the classic trope of a girl disguising herself as a man to join the army and runs
She joins a squad of the last few recruits Borogravia could scrape up, led by the legendary Sergeant Jackrum. This unusual band soon finds out Borogravia is on the edge of collapse and the war is not even close to being won.
“The little countries here fought because of the river, because of idiot treaties, because of royal rows, but mostly they fought because they had always fought.”
What I love about Monstrous Regiment is that it takes the Polly Oliver trope and uses it to create a confounding situation full of reversals and reveals that both questions and criticizes gender roles. A highlight of the book is when Polly disguises herself as a washerwoman and isn’t believed to be a woman by male guards because she doesn’t fit the stereotypes and expectations they have of what a woman is.
“Besides, she thought as she watched Wazzer drink, you only thought the world would be better if it was run by women if you didn’t actually know many women. Or old women, at least… Whenever there was an execution, and especially when there was a whipping, you always found the grannies in the front row, sucking on peppermints.”
Monstrous Regiment also destroys the myth of the “exceptional woman” who “isn’t like those other girls.” Polly may very well be awesome, but this is a book filled with amazing women of all sorts.
Of course, I do really love Polly Perks. She’s brave and smart, and most of her success comes from her from her logic and planning and ability to think on her feet. She’s funny and capable, and she’s one of the few female protagonists I’ve come across who does not even have a trace of a romance plot.
“A credit to the women of your country. We’re proud of you. Somehow those words locked you away, put you in your place, patted you on the head and dismissed you with a sweetie.”
In short, Monstrous Regiment is a truly great and hilarious book that explores war, religion, and gender roles with a cast of tremendously amazing female characters. I cannot recommend it enough.
Originally posted on The Illustrated Page.
Unfortunately the underlying message and sermon here is delivered with all the integrity of a multi-millionaire pop star protesting about world poverty and the chokingly politically-correct message is as embarrassing as your father dancing at a wedding. As a whole the book is not funny enough to be engaging, with weak slapstick taking the place of the usual witty humour and the characters too thin for you to care about. The plot is just silly, devoid of believability (is that a word?) and barely has enough substance for a short story let alone a novel. The book then ends on a decidedly jingoistic note in complete contrast to the rest of the story and leaves you feeling completely depressed and like you've wasted your time reading it at all.
All in all this book feels awkward and rushed, with the bare bones of an idea but with way too little thought or planning for the standard we expect from this author. Sadly, when you produce such a high quality for so long expectations will rise and Monstrous Regiment fails to reach them.
I agree with one reviewer that this is a relatively dark book for Discworld standards, Terry Pratchett seems to have poured a lot of anger and resentment into this offering. I admire him for his lightness of touch and his effortless ability to hold up a mirror to society, as well as his eye for the absurdities of life, but this tale dragged in comparison, the satire and irony were often heavy-handed in my opinion, the little injections of humour forced. I will go back to some of his earlier novels (Guards! Guards!, Reaper Man) to remind me what Pratchett and the Discworld are all about.
Even without that message, though, Pratchett does some of his best work in this novel. The characters are interesting, their conundrums are believable, and the conclusion is exciting. Anyone who likes the Discworld series should pick up this book.
Monstrous Regiment is the 31st Discworld novel and the 3rd in the Industrial Revolution theme. This time around Pratchett tackles the ideas of gender roles, war, religious intolerance, the use of well placed socks and whether an entire nation could, in fact, be insane. Borogravia is an extremely backwater place. Their god, Nuggin, has increasingly come out with odder and odder "abominations". They have become so odd that the population has given up worshiping him and direct their prayers to the Duchess instead. They are also constantly at war with someone. This time it happens to be the neighboring country of Zlobenia. With the constant war, their economy is falling apart and there is a food shortage. Most recruiting parties leave villages empty handed. That is until Polly and the others decide to enlist. All of the "lads" join the army for various reasons, none of which have to do with patriotism.
We are introduced to some terrific new characters. Polly "Ozzer" Perks is a highly capable and resourceful young lady. She's smart, likable and a very fast learner in this mans army. Sargent Jackrum is an old time campaigner and manages to forge his group of little lads into a formidable fighting machine. Maladict the vampire has sworn off blood and transferred his addiction to coffee. Igor is out to prove he's a capable surgeon. There is also a troll, a religious fanatic and a pair of very close "friends", one of which has a fascination with matches. And each one of them has a secret.
It was a great read, highly entertaining. There are plenty of laugh out loud funny parts that blend seamlessly with more serious topics in only the way Pratchett can. This one will also make you think. There are even some great action scenes. While Monstrous Regiment could be read as a stand alone novel, if you would like to be "in" on the character cameos and extra references that always appear in Discworld novels I would recommend reading at least one Watch book and [The Truth]. It will not hurt the story at all if you don't though, it just adds that little something.
Pratchett mixes Private Benjamin, Viola from Twelfth Night, and a bit of All Quiet on the
The obvious storyline being the
The underlying thems though are far deeper and less explict. A simple parallel in names of the complicated conflict in eastern Europe is obvious, but can quickly be extended to the Middle East - Ankh-Morpock features as Polly's conflict has distroyed the clacks towers. Vimes is sent in to restore order along with the imfamous Lord Rust. The symbolism between oil and clacks can be made - the outcome contrasts with the way America has handled the Gulf. Also featuring are comparative religion, pacifism, and gender issues.
A thoughtful and movning book on many levels, whilst maintaining the typical humour so beloved of Pratchett this book is one of his best works - even though it only fleetingly mentions some of his most popular characters.
The issues brought up in this story were quite serious. Whether or not one should hide their true selves to get along in
In spite of this, something … wasn’t missing so much as, I suppose, this was a different
Between this book and Carpe Jugulum I learned something about myself: I love good satire about the ‘smaller’ things in life, like politics, academia, and social mores, but I struggle to embrace satire about the ‘big’ things like religion and world politics. I think there are some things that are too big or too complex, to be effectively satirised, no matter that they make themselves such easy targets with their outsized human fallacies. Of course I’m not an advocate for war, nor am I an advocate for religion-for-profit, or religion-for-power, but I don’t believe that all, or even most, governments eagerly search out reasons to go to war, nor most followers or seekers of faith and guidance are less than sincere – though I’ve met more than a few of the latter in my life.
Now that I’ve said that, though, I want to give all the credit to Pratchett for what I felt was his attempt to be brutally, objectively, honest about his satire in Monstrous Regiment. A cynical reader might start reading this book and think ah, here’s the sop to feminism just about every bestselling male author writes anymore. A cynical reader would be wrong — which delights this cynical reader to no end. Truely, this is a book about how women can do anything men can do – and do it better. Pratchett’s just honest enough to point out that isn’t always something to be proud of, and he does it in the most extraordinary way.
His bitterness towards organised religion is as apparent, and almost as scathing, here as it was in Carpe Jugulum, but there’s also what feels like a newfound acknowledgment of the power of faith. Towards the end, it feels as though the author is wrestling with himself through his characters about the importance of belief in something greater than oneself.
This internal debate felt apparent to me not just in matters of faith, but in matters of politics and government. Polly’s realisation that she must play an ongoing, active part in her country’s fate, that lasting change doesn’t just happen because people want it to, that it’s a process that is forever going forward and backwards, feels like it’s a truth that’s only starting to be considered, rather than a wisdom being imparted to readers.
Then again, what do I know? Maybe I was just seeing zebras instead of horses, and disappointed by the lack of ginger root and oxen. What matters is that it’s a damn good story, and a more obviously philosophical one than any other discworld book I’ve read so far.
For Polly, international politics aren't even on the radar. All she wants to do is find her brother Paul, seasons gone for a soldier, and bring him home. Joining up seems the thing to do - all she needs is a haircut, a swagger, and a strategically placed roll of socks...
What happens when a group of raw recruits square off against the might of Ankh-Morpork? That's nothing compared to what happens when a group of women in disguise join the army. Funny from cover to cover.
I enjoyed the story in all its goofiness even when I could see where things were going. This seems to be a standalone in the Discworld series. Stephen Briggs does an excellent job of narrating the audio version I listened to.
Polly Perks had to become a boy in a hurry. Cutting of her hair and wearing trousers was easy. Learning to fart and belch in public and walk like an ape took more time...
And now she's enlisted in the army, and is searching for her brother.
But there's a war on. There's always awar
All they have on their side is the most artful sergeant in the army and a vampire with a lust for coffee. Well... They have the Secret. And as they take the war to the heart of the enemy, they have to use all the resources of... the Monstrous Regiment.
You get all this and it is still funny. At the same time it is a book that questions pacifism, war, religious fanaticism and gender. It is satire of a serious kind, at times you laugh out loud, at times you frown at the similarities with the real world.
Great book and definitly recommended.
do their work.
One of the more "one off" novels, with Vimes and CO making an appearance.
the plot device itself. That's all I can say about that and still honestly keep this review no spoilers. The discworld series is one of those
with age. If you haven't yet read this book, even if you've never read any discworld book before, I think you'll enjoy it.
In a country far far away where even the thought of a girl wearing trousers is an abomination, Poly, a girl last time she looked, decides to enlist to search for her brother Paul. The country is