It Won't Always Be This Great a novel

by Peter Mehlman

Book, 2014

Barcode

123460319

Call number

FIC MEH

Collection

Publication

Baltimore, MD : Bancroft Press, 2014

Description

"In the crushing complacency of suburbia, mid-life crises pop in unannounced on men's lives. For one Long Island podiatrist, it takes an impromptu act of vandalism just to make him aware of his own being. Walking home in the sub-zero wind chill of a Friday night, he stumbles on a bottle of horseradish and mindlessly hurls it through the window of a popular store selling clothes to over-sexed tweens. This one tiny, out-of-character impulse turns his life vivid and terrifying, triggering waves of fear, crooked cops, and suspicions of antisemitism. The story is told by this same podiatrist, an often hysterical, endearingly wide-eyed, and entirely nameless narrator, to what he regards as the perfect audience: a comatose college friend. Yet, our narrator's most unique quality lies simply in his glowing love for his wife Alyse, the girl of his dreams whom he met in college and still can't quite believe he managed to marry. She is the mother of his two children, Esme and Charlie, who are just starting to come into their own minds and experiencing their first encounters with prejudice. Prior to the bottle throwing incident, our narrator had just enough going on to keep him interested. Friends and neighbors push his new intrigue-filled existence into wildly unpredictable places, especially nineteen year old Audra Uziel, a long-time patient who's brilliant, rebellious, and sexy, with a taste for happily married men. And oh: Audra also happens to be the daughter of Nat Uziel, self-proclaimed community patriarch whose store window the infamous horseradish bottle demolished. Always loudly on the lookout for antisemitism, Nat doesn't know the true culprit but doesn't let that stop him from loudly whipping his world into a frenzy, forcing our narrator into hiding in plain sight. Pushed to the edge by his own desires, despairs, and disappointments, our narrator is about to find out what it's like to become a criminal, and what his excruciatingly dull neighborhood looks like in he midst of continuing controversy."--Jacket.… (more)

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LibraryThing member nivramkoorb
This was a great book. If you a fan of Seinfield then you will especially love this. He was a writer and producer for the program and you can see the influence. The book is about a Long Island podiatrist who is the nameless narrator of the book. It shows how a random act can have vast and comical
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implications. The book is a great commentary about upper middle class life, kids, religion, etc. He does a great job of getting to the inner life of his character in a way that make us really look at how we deal with things. It is an easy read and is very funny. I highly recommend it.
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ISBN

1610881357
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