By the Picking of My Nose (Willy Waggledagger)

Willy Waggledagger has accidentally ticked theQueen's bum with his false beard.Now Willy is wearing a frock,Sir Victory Vile wants to chop off his head,a doll is plotting to betray him,and an old witch wants to pick his nose.Could this be the true story behind Shakespeare'sMacbeth?