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Fiction. Literature. Thriller. Humor (Fiction.) HTML:Meet twenty-two-year-old Cherry Pye (nĂ©e Cheryl Bunterman), a pop star since she was fourteenâ??and about to attempt a comeback from her latest drug-and-alcohol disaster. Now meet Cherry again: in the person of her â??undercover stunt double,â?ť Ann DeLusia. Ann portrays Cherry whenever the singer is too â??indisposedâ?ťâ??meaning wastedâ??to go out in public. And it is Ann-mistaken-for-Cherry who is kidnapped from a South Beach hotel by obsessed paparazzo Bang Abbott. Now the challenge for Cherryâ??s handlers (ĂĽberâ??stage mother; horndog record producer; nipped, tucked, and Botoxed twin publicists; weed whackerâ??wielding bodyguard) is to rescue Ann while keeping her existence a secret from Cherryâ??s publicâ??and from Cherry herself. The situation is more complicated than they know. Ann has had a bewitching encounter with Skinkâ??the unhinged former governor of Florida living wild in a mangrove swampâ??and now heâ??s heading for Miami to find her . . . Will Bang Abbott achieve his fantasy of a lucrative private photo session with Cherry Pye? Will Cherry sober up in time to lip-synch her way through her concert tour? Will Skink track down Ann DeLusia before Cherryâ??s motley posse does? All will be revealed in this hilarious spin on life in the celebrity fast lane. BONUS: This edition includes an… (more)
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Like all Hiaasen novels, the plot is complex, and the writing is first-rate. It's not great literature, but it's great fun to read.
Cherry is an air-head who is currently twenty-two and since she was age fourteen, she's been a popular star with a love for life in the fast lane where there is plenty of booz
She's currently attempting a comeback from a drug related episode while on stage in Boston. Since she's had so many relapses, her family and record producer have hired a double, Ann DeLusia, to fill in for her when she's "indisposed.'
A member of the paparazzi, Bang Abbott, feels that Cherry is headed for the same unfortunate end as Michael Jackson. He wants to get photos of her in her downward spiral and is constantly following her. They are on a plane together and he takes some photos that he thinks he can sell but Cherry takes off with his photos and cell phone.
Meanwhile, Ann is driving in Florida when she has an accident. She meets an unbalanced environmentalist, former governor of Florida, Skink, and they form an uneasy bond.
Later, Abbott kidnapps Ann, thinking she is Cherry. The family then tries to make the most of it, at first, thinking of rescuing Ann but then there is a change of plan. They have hired a body guard who is searching for her but he has his own plans. As he is searching for Ann, Skink is trying to find her to come to her rescue.
The story could be a plot of a movie. Very funny and enjoyable.
Note, unlike "Hoot" which was a book for young adults, this is definitely rated "R."
I rate this book at 3 stars out of 5. It is a good read but I didn't just love it.
The return of
Cheryl Bunterman, aka Cherry Pye, is a Lohan-esque
Claude (aka, Bang) Abbott is a paparazzi photog who is obsessed with getting the shot of Cherry finally ODing and becoming famous for taking the last picture of her. Annie is Cherry's double who makes appearances when Cherry is too whacked to do so herself. She holds the key to Cherry's future success or failure. And then there's the Captain...former governor of Florida who has, well, gone a bit loopy.
Along with some other interesting characters in Cherry's entourage, people are basically just trying to figure out how to keep making money off of this drunk/stoned no-talent blond.
I mostly enjoyed the book - if you don't like foul language, though, stay away. The characters are interesting and I felt like I knew just the right amount of information about each of them for their role in the book. However, I did find it annoying that Hiaasen almost always used their full names when referring to them.
The way these oddballs all manage to come together in the story is amusing and Hiaasen is happy to point out what idiots many of them are. Annie and the Captain are the only ones who have strong moral compasses, although in certainly different situations. The bodyguard Chemo also became a favorite character of mine - I mean, a weed whacker for a hand - how great is that?
All in all, it was enjoyable - while there is a plot, it seemed more a character study...the action lends itself to the characters - it happens because of who they are. I liked that. But, a few years down the road, most of the real life celebrity references won't be as effective...so read it now.
That being said, this book felt more forced than usual for Mr. H. The idiotic escapades of a brainless pop-star just got to be over the top even for him. And I wished I saw more of what made Ann so attractive to Skink to make him seek her out for rescue, and less of Cherry, her parents and handlers. Bang was pretty entertaining in his conscience-free, hapless way, but unlikeable. Maybe making Chemo a tad more sympathetic would have done the trick. The similarities to Frankenstein's monster weren't lost on me, but the sympathy was. Oh and I hate you, Carl baby, for putting that rancid Warrant song in my head for days. Thanks, bud.
All in all not bad if you're a fan and like the lengths Hiaasen goes to, but if you can't put your tongue firmly in your cheek, don't bother.
Mr. Hiaasen again uses Florida as his literary playground and again has a complete cast of bizarre, deranged characters, some of them returns from earlier books. And the situations are as unlikely as ever, potentially very funny. There is still the underlying theme of environmentalists against the money-hungry, clueless masses.
I loved this approach in the first Hiaasen book I read, Tourist Season. I enjoyed some of his later books as well. But for me, this formula is worn out and I was a bit bored by the whole story. I probably would have liked this book more if it had been the first or second or even third that I had read. For those easily offended, there were some rather crude terms used, often in highly unusual circumstances. There were a couple of references to real situations that seemed unnecessarily mean to me. But neither of these are the reasons I am not giving the book a high rating. The reason for two stars is simple – I was not entertained.
While the story is mostly solid, there were some weak points. I really couldn’t muster up a care for the Jackie Sebago/real-estate scam storyline, which really just seemed like a reason to bring Detective Reilly into it. I also thought the ending was weak. After Ann is rescued (sort of) and the scheming to keep her quiet begins, I really expected her to go out with a bit more of a bang. The final confrontation in the nightclub is pretty bleh.
But, Hiaasen is still one of my go-to authors for humor and adventure. His characters are over-the-top without being fantastical, and you usually can find some sort of message amidst the chaos. This was well worth the listen.
All Hiassen’s usual characters are here, “Skink” the one-eyed ex-governor turned crazy
But the story lacks passion. Hiassen seems to be going through the motions. Skink, for once, seems lost and not entirely sure of why he’s there. Dear God, he even ends up in a pin-striped suit. Chemo loses his menace and even seems to develop a conscience.
The evil that the bad people do is largely to themselves and is hard to get excited about.
The book is redeemed by the two main female characters, Cherry Pie, the young self-abusing pop-star and her body-double, spunky actress, Anne.
These are the women that Hiassen seems to fall in love with in the book and that love drives everything else. He does a wonderful job of showing Cherry as more than an air-head. My heart went out to her because she wants to called “Cherish” because it sounds cool but I couldn’t help seeing the pathos of this name for someone who has never been cherished.
Anne is brave and funny and honest and gets all the best lines. What’s not to love. Except perhaps that she treats the governor as an accessory, a plot device in the drama of her life, rather thana person. Perhaps this is what makes her the perfect actress.
The book is of course well written, it made me laugh. It just wasn’t as good a “Skinny Dip” or “Nature Girl”.
Perhaps I’m missing the point. Perhaps what Hiassen wanted to show was that the paperazzi-ridden pop world is so fake it kills all real passion but I don’t think so.
Meantime, he's had plenty of time to monitor tabloid reports on Britany, Lindsay, and Paris to change the name to Cherry Pye, consolidate the scandals, and incorporate into slapstick.
Skink returns to duty from the swamp to hijack a
Been long enough since Nature Girl that I enjoyed more of the same updated for state of the art antics.
If you can't laugh at TMZ, ET or USA Today's house arrest ankle bracelets, flashed pubes, or repulsive tattoos, Hiaasen is dedicated to proving taht wretched-excess reality show can be adapted as a novel.
Hiaasen could be criticized for stretching Star Island to more pages than necessary for a one joke book.
If you are a Hiaasen fan don't miss. If you have been wanting to try, this is a good place to jump in. If you don't like him, this one won't change your opinion.