Nine Inches: Stories

This is the Tom Perrotta of "Little Children," a wry, intelligent, pitch-perfect suburban observer. I enjoyed every story in this collection (with the possible exception of "Happy Chang," a tedious tale of baseball). He writes equally well from a male or female point of view, and particularly

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shines when he writes about adolescence. These stories were funny, bittersweet and true.

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Perotta’s characters are suburbanites who seem to have it all, but suffer from various challenges in their lives. Class is a predominant theme in these stories—what constitutes the in crowd versus the outsiders. Some achieve a subtle type of redemption and insight, while others fail abysmally.

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The stories are well-written and highly engaging.

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"Nine Inches" is a very fine collection of ten short stories by novelist Tom Perrotta in which the author displays his talent for getting inside the heads of characters of all ages, be they little girls playing little league baseball or middle-aged men who, much too late, regret cheating on their

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wives. No matter what the story is about, the reader will find it easy to get immersed in each new world for the twenty or thirty minutes it takes to read each of them.

My favorites are "The Smile on Happy Chang's Face" (the Little League story, previously referenced), "Kiddie Pool" (in which a man discovers a well hidden secret in his dead neighbor's garage), and ""The Test-Taker" (in which a high school boy who is paid to take SAT tests for other students gets the ultimate revenge on a romantic rival).

Even readers who do not consider themselves to be fans of short fiction are likely to enjoy this collection. The stories are deceivingly simple, but they pack a punch that will leave the reader thinking about them for some time to come. They are character-driven tales and, best of all, they are packed with unique and memorable characters. Do give this one a look.

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A flawlessly produced audiobook. The actors are all well matched the material. The stories themselves are told well. The subjects and themes seem canned. The themes seem stolen from Degrassi Junior High and John Hughes. Not clear why Mr. Perrotta is so obsessed with high school.

It's a truism that good fiction -- fiction of depth and artistry -- doesn't have to be about heroic or "likable" characters. Only a philistine would complain that a story is about losers and pathetic people. Just look at all those wonderful Chekhov stories about pathetic, ineffectual people. And

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Nikolai Gogol's classic "The Overcoat," and Updike's "Rabbit" novels, and so on.

And yet, I'm going to complain that the stories in this collection are all about unlikable, pathetic, self-destructive losers. Part of the problem is in the very nature of a collection of short stories by a single author. Sometimes a single-author collection can show that author at his or her best. If the author is capable of a range of styles, plot material, and moods, there's nothing like a collection to show off that diversity. And strengths that are hinted at in any single story can become more obvious and impressive as you read several stories. But then on the other hand there are times where a collection of stories can lessen your opinion of a writer. A story that you might respect and enjoy if you read it in isolation can feel tiresome and repetitive when it's grouped with a dozen or so others that are too similar, that revisit the same themes too often. And when those "same themes" boil down to unlikable, weak, and self-destructive characters... Well, it's enough to make me violate that truism noted above.

So that, in a nutshell, is my problem with this collection. In "Back Rub" a high-schooler's self-destructive arrogance gets him rejected from all the colleges he's applied to. In "The Smile on Happy Chang's Face" the protagonist has ruined his marriage through narrow-mindedness and violence. In "One-Four-Five" it's just rank stupidity and immaturity that have ruined a marriage. In "Nine Inches" a man realizes he's married the wrong woman thanks to his own weakness and ineffectuality. In "The Chosen Girl" a widowed mother of a grown son is going batty from loneliness because she's too much of a doormat to make any demands on her neglectful son. "Kiddie Pool" features a protagonist whose marriage has become a hollow shell thanks to both literal and figurative impotence. And the last story, "The All-Night Party," begins with this line: "Liz got suckered into taking the graveyard shift at the All-Night Party the same way she'd gotten suckered into every other thankless task in her long parental career..." Of course she did; she was cursed to be a Tom Perrotta character, the poor thing.

It's the repetitive annoyance-factor of all these similarly ineffectual and self-destructive characters that, for me, builds from one story to the next and makes the collection a pretty unpleasant experience. Yes, being ineffectual and self-destructive is a part of the human condition, and thus a valid subject for fine fiction. But a whole book-full of stories tightly bound to that topic comes to feel not only tedious, but artistically hollow.

Still, there were a few stories that I enjoyed, at least somewhat. "Kiddie Pool" is a genuinely moving story of an aging man looking back on his life and in particular on a friendship that went sour. "Nine Inches" is a tender, sad, sweet story, in spite of the weak and self-destructive protagonist (see above). And likewise with "The Chosen Girl"; despite the annoying helplessness of the protagonist, there's no denying the melancholy effect of the story.

Finally, a word about the cover of the hardcover edition of this book (mercifully changed for the paperback): It's ugly, unfunny, ugly, vulgar, ugly, childish, ugly, crude, and ugly. Also it's ugly. About the best one can say about it is that at least it isn't despoiling an otherwise good book.

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Perrotta, Tom
Nine Inches

Short Stories
Tom Perrotta's latest collection of stories, Nine Inches, is rife with my kind of action. People see, hear, think, and sometimes even walk and talk at the same time. You can't wait to find out what isn't going to happen next. Being transported into the mind of

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the protagonist wrestling with his/her dilemma is enough to keep the pages turning. If you're worried that the action in these stories may be too subtle for you, there is almost always a revelation at the end. Satisfaction guaranteed. I was recently reading More Baths Less Talking, by Nick Hornby, and discovered that Hornby is also a fan of Perrotta — and for the same reasons that I am!
Recommended April 2015

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Received this through Goodreads' First Reads giveaway! THANK YOU!

I had an interest in this book after reading Perotta's 'The Leftovers' for my post-apocalyptic book club. There's nothing apocalyptic here, but Perotta's stories are all about social entropy.

I actually feel that most of these stories

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work even better than 'The Leftovers' which features an ensemble cast and many situations. The short stories here each focus on one situation, and that tight focus intensifies the experience.

Suburbia and high-school figure prominently in these stories - nothing flashy or exotic, or even that dramatic - but Perotta describes the difficulty of being an individual trying to navigate through life, and captures the tragedies of ordinary lives.

Contents:
Backrub - A teen boy has unpleasant encounters with a local cop.
Grade My Teacher - A teacher confronts the student who gave her a bad write-up online.
The Smile on Happy Chang's Face - Conflict at Little League, and conflict at home.
Kiddie Pool - A man breaks into a deceased neighbor's garage and confronts both memories and revelations.
Nine Inches - A school dance chaperone confronts his own feelings and the life choices he's made.
Senior Season - An injured football player adjusts (or fails to adjust) to his new status, and finally meets his elderly neighbor.
One-Four-Five - A divorcé gets back into playing rock guitar.
The Chosen Girl - A lonely old woman becomes obsessed with a young girl in her neighborhood, who seems neglected, and in a member of a religious cult.
The Test-Taker - A boy who's getting paid to take the SAT for other students is assigned to take the test for one of his own classmates.
The All-Night Party - A high-school party chaperone has to work alongside a cop she has a grudge against for the evening.

There's a lot more to all of these stories than my little aide-memoire summaries above... Perotta is truly a masterful writer.

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Favorites -- Kiddie Pool, Test Taker and All-Night Party.

Also makes me regret every decision that didn't lead to a good outcome during those blessed years of naivety.

I loved all these stories, with points of view ranging from awkward adolescents to lonely divorcees to even lonelier retirees. If I were still teaching English, I would use "The Test Taker" in an English or creative writing class. Excellent work.

Funny, sad short stories about almost ordinary people dealing with shortcomings and mistakes.