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Shalom Auslander's stories in Beware of God have the mysterious punch of a dream. They are wide ranging and inventive: A young Jewish man's inexplicable transformation into a very large, blond, tattooed goy ends with an argument over whether or not his father can beat his unclean son with a copy of the Talmud. A pious man having a near-death experience discovers that God is actually a chicken, and he's forced to reconsider his life -- and his diet. At God's insistence, Leo Schwartzman searches Home Depot for supplies for an ark. And a young boy mistakes Holocaust Remembrance Day as emergency preparedness training for the future. Auslander draws upon his upbringing in an Orthodox Jewish community in New York State to craft stories that are filled with shame, sex, God, and death, but also manage to be wickedly funny and poignant.… (more)
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There's a story where a woman goes through the spiritual mathematics of purposely causing her husband to sin: "Sin selection became critical: she had to make sure that nothing she was doing to cause him to sin was actually costing her more points than his resultant sin would end up costing him..."
There's one where an ape suddenly receives enlightenment and doesn't quite know what to do with it.
There's one where a man discovers some ancient tablets with the words of the Bible on them; it's just that there's this one paragraph that's missing on all the other ancient tablets...
There's one where a young Jewish man goes to sleep and wakes up as a large, blond, goy (more than a little Kafkaesque).
And several more. I don't know that Auslander is going to be struck down any time soon, but I did have a little trouble with God using the F-word. Still. It was a very interesting book, and reminded me of Chris Moore's Lamb in its questioning of certain expressions and requirements of organized religion.
I'd definitely recommend it for those not easily offended.
Some of my favorite quotes:
"Surely, Bloom reasoned, if God wanted to kill him, God could kill him. Then again, if God wanted him dead, why the Volvo? If death is predetermined, wouldn't automobile purchases be predetermined? Didn't the Volvo--the prudence, the zero percent financing--didn't they all collectively prove that someone up there liked Bloom?"
"The harsh reality was this: God was skewing old. And white. Of course, it was a difficult market. His numbers were through the mosque's roof in the East, but in the West, God was in the toilet. As chart A clearly showed, there had been a short spike in His awareness levels immediately following 9/11, but it had been a nearly continuous freefall ever since--and even back then, His awareness was skewing negative."
"'Yes, yes,' said Rabbi Teitelbaum. 'The Google knows many things.'"
These are characters trapped in cul de sacs of legalistic fretting, and the god protrayed here in
It's a funny book, a ding on the vanities and motivations of hyperobservant followers everywhere. Not just Orthodox Jews.