The Woman in beige

Lorna has a newspaper round and her unemployment cheques to support her in her mission to complete The Alternative Alternative Cookbook. The only distractions are her neighbour Mr E in his wilderness garden with the giant albino rabbit Alfred the Great, and a woman called Dan who dresses in beige and makes Lorna's heart leap with every encounter. But it won't be long before Dan's strange behaviour makes Lorna suspect her of a most peculiar crime.