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Fiction. Literature. Romance. Stella Lane thinks math is the only thing that unites the universe. She comes up with algorithms to predict customer purchases�??a job that has given her more money than she knows what to do with as well as way less experience in the dating department than the average thirty-year-old. It doesn't help that she has Asperger's and that French kissing reminds her of a shark getting its teeth cleaned by pilot fish. She decides that she needs lots of practice�??with a professional�??which is why she hires escort Michael Phan. The Vietnamese-Swedish stunner can't afford to turn down Stella's offer, and he agrees to help her check off all the boxes on her lesson plan�??from foreplay to more-than-missionary position... Before long, Stella not only learns to appreciate his kisses but also to crave all of the other things he's making her feel. Their no-nonsense partnership starts making a strange kind of sense. And the pattern that emerges convinces Stella that love is the best ki… (more)
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Stella hires male escort Michael Larsen for an extended program of practical sexual lessons that are humorous with their dispassionate checklists. There's an immediate attraction between the pair and yet each thinks that other would not be interested in a real relationship. Stella's social anxiety makes her feel that someone like Michael would not be interested in her if she wasn't paying him. Michael is embarrassed by being relatively poor to Stella and carries they weight of his absent father, a philanderer and con artist, who he fears he may be too much like.
It's refreshing to see these characters sort through some very ordinary problems of social anxiety and self-identity. They are both constantly described as being incredibly hot, though, so I guess they're extraordinary in that way. This book has a lot of lot of sex, but also a lot of talking. It's very good in dealing with issues of consent in relationship, which alone, makes it worth a read.
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On one hand I think it’s very important that people like Stella (and like Michael) are represented in genre fiction. On the other hand, romance isn’t really my genre. Maybe this story was successful on its own terms and does what romance readers want? I don’t know.
My favourite part of the book was, to my surprise, the author’s note about how she ended up researching Asperger’s and the effect that had both the story and her life.
He exhaled sharply, and his brow creased in puzzlement. “You don’t like French kissing?”
“It makes me feel like a shark getting its teeth cleaned by pilot fish.” It was weird and far too personal.
A fantastically diverse and very smutty romance novel. Hoang does a fantastic job of putting the reader inside Stella's way of experiencing the world and also makes Michael a thoroughly believable hero with a whole cart's worth of baggage that led to his current job as escort. The romance between the two is very sweet but be warned that if you aren't into lots of sex in your romance novel, this one may be a bit much.
Michael is an escort. He is also caring individual looking after his family. His friday night job isn’t always his favorite but it pays the bills. Right from the beginning Stell is not like any other client. She wants to talk and have things explained, and she doesn’t treat him like a piece of meat. By the end of this story Michael will break every rule he ever had about clients, girls, and love.
This story is sweet and funny. It’s dirty in a classy way that is more than just raunch or repackaged 50 Shades. At the heart it is two people finding each other when they need it most. I listened as an audiobook, and could not stop once I got started. It was a pleasant way to spend 9 hours.
A real charmer!
Stella, an Econometrician, has intimacy issues, perhaps a symptom of her Asperger’s. With her mother growing impatient for grandchildren, and after absorbing an ugly comment, which took aim at Stella’s lack of sexual
Michael Phan has never had a client like Stella. She touches a part of him, he keeps barricaded, especially with clients. Her effect on him is so powerful, he agrees to give her lessons on sex and dating, against his better judgment, and breaking every single personal rule of his profession.
However, their business arrangement soon develops into something neither of them could have anticipated. Before long, Stella begins to figure in a new type of equation- love!
Okay, I’ve seen the huge marketing push for the book, and I’ve had many friends on social media and book sites fawning it. From experience I know when a book gets this level of hype it is very important to approach it with a modicum of caution. Even though I was chomping at the bit to start this one, pushing everything else to the wayside if need be, I cooled my engines and let some of the furor die down before I finally allowed myself to read it.
So, did it live up to all that publicity?
I adored this story. It’s unique, featuring a female character who struggles to find her niche in a world that embraces conformity and uniformity. I don’t have Asperger’s syndrome, but I am an extreme introvert, so I could relate to some of the struggles Stella fought to overcome. I immediately warmed to her character and hoped she would find the confidence she had buried inside of her all along.
While I didn’t know how to feel about Michael’s unorthodox occupation, I did LOVE this guy’s gentle patience. It was fun watching Stella crawl under his skin, seeing how he understood her, quirks and all, and how they managed to create a relationship with each other, as Michael slowly draws Stella out. Michael turned out to be a terrific hero, and I might have developed a secret and deliciously sinful crush on him.
That said, the book was still a wee bit over-hyped. While I understand why some felt this one was special and deserved a lot of attention, the format, at its core, is not much different from any other contemporary romance. The writing or prose didn't set it apart from any other books out there, although it is obvious the author knew her subject matter intimately.
What does set it apart is the diversity, and the boldness of placing a character with Asperger’s as a lead in a romantic comedy. The delicate balance of approaching the syndrome with respect and the gravity it deserves, while adding in humor and poignancy, is very well done. From that perspective the story is very original, unique, and refreshing!
Everything you love about romance is here: It's hot and steamy, funny, charming, emotional, and inspiring, with a lovely feel good ending.
However, this one gives voice to those rarely featured in these types of stories. I love that about this book!! I for one, applaud this new angle and approach to contemporary romance, and hope to see more books step away from the standard 'Plain Jane' tropes and branch out into new, mostly unexplored territory, in the romance genre. Books like this one could help the genre shake off a few of its hardwired stigmas and reach a much broader audience.
4.5 stars
I can see the logic of deciding that if you're not good at something, like dating, to experiment with it and test how it should work, and how
Stella wants to settle down and marry, it's the next step for her life, not least according to her mother. She decides to hire someone to help. Into her life comes Michael who uses his good looks and charm to make sure his mother is getting the medical help she needs. Michael has rules about not getting involved with clients but he finds Stella compelling. He understands her and wants her to have a fulfilling life, but he's not sure he's enough for her. Meanwhile Stella is getting used to wanting to have someone else in her life, she cares for Michael and it's somewhat confusing her.
I liked it, liked the characters and the fact that they all had their own agency, I did want to punch her co-worker.
I loved the pacing and writing style as well. There was never a dull moment, and I felt engaged the whole time I was reading this which is a problem I have been having recently.
This was pretty steamy, and I think that it is important to know going into the story. I have heard so many people talk about this and that was never mentioned. I did not mind, and encourage you to still pick this up even if that is not your thing (you can skip over those sections) as the story is worth reading!
Overall, I loved this!
This was fun! Both Stella and Michael are lovable. They are perfect for each other. As Stella stumbles along in relating to others Michael accepts her as she is. I like the squabbles between Michael and his sisters. I like that Stella is able to stand up for herself. The story was believable. I hated for it to end. It is a keeper.
I wrongly assumed that this would be a sweet and rather tame romance largely because of the cover. Boy, was I ever wrong! The story may have had its sweet moments but this is not a tame romance. This was pretty steamy and there were a lot more sex scenes than I would have guessed. I don't mind romances with a lot of heat and rather enjoy them in most cases so the fact that my assumption was wrong didn't make a difference to me but I thought I would mention the fact to other readers.
Stella has Asperger's and sometimes looks at the world a little different than others. She excels at her profession as an econometrician but knows that she has a few things to learn when it comes to sex. She decides that the best course of action is to hire a professional to teach her what she needs to know which is where Michael enters the picture. Michael is not proud of his job as an escort but he is resigned to doing what his family needs him to do. He has a one date rule for his clients until he meets Stella and agrees to help her with her lessons.
I really liked getting the opportunity to be in Stella's head. I loved the way she described everything and her internal monologue provided a lot of insight to the reader. She tries to break everything down into logical steps but is really unsure about a lot of things. Michael's character was just as interesting. He is willing to sacrifice himself for the sake of his family. He really was a great guy and I loved how he was with Stella. He thought highly of her and thought others should as well. He seemed to know just what she needed.
I had a great time watching these two fall for each other. They had such great chemistry with each other but they also seemed to be able to see everything good about each other. They didn't hold anything against each other. Michael didn't care about Stella's labels and Stella didn't care about Michael's history. They instead saw what kind of person the other was.
Carly Robins did a fantastic job with the narration of this audiobook. I think that her performance really helped to bring the story to life for me. I think that she captured the personalities of both Stella and Michael and brought a lot of emotion into the reading. She had a very pleasant reading voice that was easy to listen to for hours at a time.
I would recommend this book to fans of contemporary romance. This was a great romance with wonderful characters that made me laugh and touched my heart. I look forward to reading whatever Helen Hoang comes up with next!
I received a review copy of this book from Berkley Publishing Group via Bookish First and purchased a copy of the audiobook.
I didn't like the first part of the book. I'm no expert in the autism spectrum, but Stella can't even bear her mother's touch yet almost instantly is all over Michael with little problem. It was too much like an 'insta-love' trope which I dislike and just didn't seem probable here. The middle part of the book where Stella and Michael grow closer and she meets his family is great. I enjoyed that a lot. Then the ending seemed rushed and predictable.
The book is a nice first effort, but the writing was just okay to me and I don't see how it got all the accolades. BTW, I loved The Hating Game, but this book doesn't compare.
My Opinion: The quality of writing
While this was
ETA, I did the audiobook for this, and really liked the reader very much.
The only problem is, in spite of having just a contractual arrangement, Stella and Michael are immediately attracted to each other, not only physically but emotionally. But neither one of them knows what to do with that fact. Stella is afraid if Michael finds out she is “autistic,” he won’t like her. Michael is afraid if Stella knows who his father is, she will think he is not good enough for her. Plus, he has a rule never to get involved with clients.
The plot is predictable and the outcome obvious, but in this case, Stella and Michael are so likable and interesting, it turns into a very entertaining story. Both of the characters are devoted to their families; excited by their work (Michael is only an escort “on the side” because he has a legitimate need for a lot more money); kind and considerate; overwhelmed by insecurities in spite of their assets; and needing love and acceptance so deeply you can’t help but provide it to them, just as they do that for each other.
The story is perhaps unusual in that sex comes first, then the romance and eventually love. It also has more sex than I ever can remember in any book. Ordinarily I would have eschewed a book like that, but the characters and their complications kept me interested throughout. The author is so good at realistic family relationships and dialogue that I would love to see her write a “regular” novel, as opposed to one that is clearly geared to the “hot romance” category.
Evaluation: This is a lovely story, but be prepared for more graphic descriptions of physical encounters than you might ever find outside of a sex manual. . . . not that I would know, needless to add....
Thirty year old Stella Lane has everything she needs – a successful and satisfying career as an econometrician, plenty of money,
The plot of The Kiss Quotient is, in part, a twist on the classic movie, Pretty Woman (if you aren’t familiar with, watch it asap!),. Though Hoang gives it her own creative flair, the novel offers the same delightful sense of unexpected romance, drama and fun.
Fair warning, there are no fade to black scenes in The Kiss Quotient, there are several explicit sex scenes between Stella and Michael. I was surprised to find such explicit encounters in a mainstream romance novel but I thought they were tastefully written, and sexy, as opposed to tawdry.
I thought Stella was a wonderful character. I’ve read several books lately that feature a neuroatypical character and I felt Stella’s voice was one of the more authentic, something that was less surprising when I learnt the author herself, and her daughter, are on the spectrum.
Michael has an interesting backstory, and though it could be said that he personifies the ‘hooker with a heart of gold’ trope, I thought he was a well rounded character. I had to google Daniel Henney (whom I recognised by sight if not by name), and I certainly can’t fault Stella’s taste in men.
A charming and thoroughly modern romance novel, The Kiss Quotient is an enjoyable and engaging read.