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Fiction. Suspense. Thriller. Humor (Fiction.) HTML:Dave Barry makes his fiction debut with a ferociously funny novel of love and mayhem in south Florida. In the city of Coconut Grove, Florida, these things happen: A struggling adman named Eliot Arnold drives home from a meeting with the Client From Hell. His teenage son, Matt, fills a Squirtmaster 9000 for his turn at a high school game called Killer. Matt's intended victim, Jenny Herk, sits down in front of the TV with her mom for what she hopes will be a peaceful evening for once. Jenny's alcoholic and secretly embezzling stepfather, Arthur, emerges from the maid's room, angry at being rebuffed. Henry and Leonard, two hit men from New Jersey, pull up to the Herks' house for a real game of Killer, Arthur's embezzlement apparently not having been quite so secret to his employers after all. And a homeless man named Puggy settles down for the night in a treehouse just inside the Herks' yard. In a few minutes, a chain of events that will change the lives of each and every one of them will begin, and will leave some of them wiser, some of them deader, and some of them definitely looking for a new line of work. With a wicked wit, razor-sharp observations, rich characters, and a plot with more twists than the Inland Waterway, Dave Barry makes his debut a complete and utter triumph.… (more)
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You should go read this now.
It takes place outside of Miami, Florida. Two high school students are playing a game of killer - where they shoot another classmate with a water gun and the other student confirms the kill.
The target is Jenny Herk the step-daughter of
When the real and pretend hits occur at the same time, it creates a hilarious mix-up. The only damage was to the family's TV screen which one of the real hit-men shot by accident when the family dog buried its head in the man's crouch.
The police investigate and when they see Mr. Herk's cowardly action from a high schooler with a water gun, he's made a mockery of.
Herk goes to a bar that is a front for weapons, in order to buy a missile. He wants revenge on the student who make him look bad in front of everyone.
One thing leads to another and culminates in a wild chase to the Miami airport.
The humor comes out on almost every page and is a story that the reader shouldn't miss.
My only real complaints were that the gags were so visual that they didn't come across
Still, it was quite entertaining, and I'm anxious for another. If you like Elmore Leonard or the like, give this one a try.
i only read the first 150 pages because the plat did not really hook me.