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"A beautiful, chaste, and completely naive princess encounters a strange lump in her mattress. The lump soon morphs into a shape familiar to everyone but her, triggering her curiosity and her father's greatest fears. He frantically tries to intervene, but having a large phantom phallus in a curious maiden's bed is never a good combination."--
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LibraryThing member Jaguar897
Okay, so this is the real reason why I purchased an e-reader. So I can comfortably download and read priceless freebies like this. Seriously, with a title like this I couldn’t resist. So hear me out on my three star rating…this was actually pretty damn funny.
As you can guess this story is a
As you can guess this story is a
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spinoff of the fairy tale story The Princess and the Pea, except instead of a pea it’s a penis of mythical proportions poking the princes in where else, but her rump. hehe. Oh it gets better folks. The princess is a really innocent girl thanks to her overprotective father so she has no idea what is keeping her up at night. When she describes to her parents what is poking out of her mattress that is when the mayhem ensues as they try to get the penis out of her mattress. I’ll keep the details to myself, but I will say there were some hilarious scenes and lines which made this a decent read. Show Less
LibraryThing member Has_bookpusher
A very cute retelling of Princess and Pea fairytale- But in this case instead of a pea its an enchanted penis! Its available free on Goodreads and recommend it if you have a few mins to spare and need a good laugh.
LibraryThing member LaCello
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That's all I have to say about this book. READ IT. It's hilarious! hahaha
LibraryThing member Cynical_Ames
Once upon a time, a young naive princess unwittingly encounters a giant disembodied penis in her bed, poking her in the butt. She has no idea what it is as she’s been kept in the dark about male anatomy and sex by her stubborn father, the king. All she knows is that she likes the way it
Anyway, Prince Rupert hearing of her innocence and virtue begins to court the princess but all she wants to do is spend time with her penis. One kiss and the penis is now attached to a man –Prince Longwood of Shlongdia. Poor Rupert never had a chance against such large family jewels!
You can't help but laugh at the princess's hilarious descriptions and the aunts' knowing comments.
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feels...between her breasts and legs much to the shock/horror of her family. Moral: Sex Education is good. Forewarned is forearmed and all that.Anyway, Prince Rupert hearing of her innocence and virtue begins to court the princess but all she wants to do is spend time with her penis. One kiss and the penis is now attached to a man –Prince Longwood of Shlongdia. Poor Rupert never had a chance against such large family jewels!
You can't help but laugh at the princess's hilarious descriptions and the aunts' knowing comments.
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LibraryThing member Dawn772
Fun little adult fairytale that for a short story offers a comic relief between typical romance novels. Naive Princess Amalia tries to explain to everyone the lump that comes to her bed every night.
LibraryThing member Cheryl_in_CC_NV
Well I didn't see the ending coming. So it was extra fun for me. Clever, even if the writing stumbled a bit once or twice.
LibraryThing member AVoraciousReader
3.5
*Book source ~ Free on Amazon
I think the title is pretty much self-explanatory.
An entertaining read and certainly not as naughty as I thought it was going to be considering the title. Talk about extreme lengths though. Heh eh I said extreme lengths. *snorts* But really what I meant was the King
*Book source ~ Free on Amazon
I think the title is pretty much self-explanatory.
An entertaining read and certainly not as naughty as I thought it was going to be considering the title. Talk about extreme lengths though. Heh eh I said extreme lengths. *snorts* But really what I meant was the King
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really wants to make sure his daughter grows up ignorant about the facts of life, so when this innocent Princess is getting nightly visits from a phantom phallus she is completely clueless as to what it is which leads to some interesting situations for the royal family. And that ending? LOL Show Less
LibraryThing member TheYodamom
The jokes never stop, the innuendoes hilarious, the lump impressive and cuddly. This quick romp with an innocent princess and her growing lump had me laughing so loud I had tears. This is a fairy tale for grown women to dream about. I'll revisit this kingdom for a fun quicky many times.