The Naked Cleaner

by Sophia Soames

Ebook, 2020

About

It’s always been a thing, the gag joke gift Pontus Andreassen’s so called friends present him with for Valentine’s Day. Not that people care much about Valentine’s Day in Denmark these days, and anyway, all of them are now grown up and sensible and mature and… adult. Pontus hates that word. He hates it almost as much as he hates going out and meeting other human beings and engaging in socialising, conversation and mutual masturbation. Until the day he gets gifted a cleaner, and his quiet Friday turns into the Valentine’s date from hell.

Publication

SSoames (2020), 148 pages
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