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Fiction. Thriller. HTML:Dr. Peter Brown is an intern at Manhattan's worst hospital, with a talent for medicine, a shift from hell, and a past he'd prefer to keep hidden. Whether it's a blocked circumflex artery or a plan to land a massive malpractice suit, he knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men. Pietro "Bearclaw" Brnwna is a hitman for the mob, with a genius for violence, a well-earned fear of sharks, and an overly close relationship with the Federal Witness Relocation Program. More likely to leave a trail of dead gangsters than a molecule of evidence, he's the last person you want to see in your hospital room. Nicholas LoBrutto, aka Eddy Squillante, is Dr. Brown's new patient, with three months to live and a very strange idea: that Peter Brown and Pietro Brnwa might-just might-be the same person ... Now, with the mob, the government, and death itself descending on the hospital, Peter has to buy time and do whatever it takes to keep his patients, himself, and his last shot at redemption alive. To get through the next eight hours-and somehow beat the reaper. Spattered in adrenaline-fueled action and bone-saw-sharp dialogue, BEAT THE REAPER is a debut thriller so utterly original you won't be able to guess what happens next, and so shockingly entertaining you won't be able to put it down.… (more)
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One day, while making his rounds, a patient seems to recognize him as a terrifying Mafia hitman,
This is wickedly funny, smart as hell and sharp as a razor. Do not attempt to eat or drink, while reading, unless you are up for cleaning up afterwards.
It’s a dazzling debut and I cannot wait to see where this author takes me next.
I always waited for the opportunity to write the following sentence, but in this case it’s true: The best part of this book are the footnotes.
He entered the witness protection program and is hiding in plain sight as a trauma physician. His former accomplice threatens to rat him out if he doesn’t save his life. The day that follows is both thrilling and hilarious as it includes the doctor making a clever diagnosis, chasing down a runaway wheelchair patient and getting accidentally stuck with a needle full of infected pus. We are also treated to Brown’s backstory which includes plenty of gun and knife play as well as a harrowing encounter with a shark tank.
Fast, original and darkly funny, I found Beat the Reaper an absolute blast. This book will not appeal to everyone as it is very violent and quite improbable but for those who like dark and twisted stories as much as I, this is a great read.
Pete Brown is not a very good
As Beat the Reaper opens, Pete is beating up and disarming a would-be mugger who has interrupted the rat vs. pigeon fight he's stopped to watch on his way to work. No, really. The first person narrative plunges us immediately into the action, which follows present events and flashes back to fill in the rest of the story, which is a doozy.
We learn that Pete was raised by his grandparents, holocaust survivors who were murdered when he was 14. His quest to learn why these mild, good people were murdered causes him to insinuate himself into a world which, while it's completely alien to his upbringing, he takes to as naturally as breathing.
He commits his first killing--a revenge killing--before he reaches his majority, and his first paid hit not long after that. He's in WITSEC (the Federal Witness Protection Program) by 22. He's lost the love of his life and killed his best friend before 25.
Pete's voice is smart-alecky. He's a self-deprecating know-it-all, whose narrative is complete with footnotes which are both informative and hilarious. The action is non-stop and very violent, and the novel works both as a stand alone or, potentially, as the first in a series.
The story itself goes back and forth between Brown's current situation (former hitman working in a hospital and getting spotted by a member of the mob who alerts his buddies to his whereabouts) and his past (all of the major events in his life that led him to where he is now). The back story is actually more detailed and more interesting than his current, and while I liked most of the book, I thought the alternating back and forth ultimately hurt the ending. I won't give anything away, but I felt the ending was a bit unsatisfying. After all of that build-up it was over quite quickly and we were left without much explanation or detail about what happened. And then it's all over. A lot of questions were left unanswered though they weren't major questions central to the story.
Still, everything leading up to the ending was great. There were a few times when I felt Bazell went a little overboard with the shock-factor but still, it all came together and worked for me. The humor is consistent throughout the whole novel and is really what makes this novel stand out so much. I highly recommend it, just be prepared to be a bit uncomfortable at times.
As I said, I thought
After finishing the book, it occurred to me that it would be pretty stupid for the witness protection program to locate a former New York mafia member as a physician in a Brooklyn hospital. Not exactly the kind of protection I’d be looking for. In any event, a 4-6 hour read that will keep you highly entertained.
Well, in the long run, the crude behavior of the main character was not appreciated at all. I don't recall anything he said or did being funny, and in a general sense, he wasn't even a nice guy. However, the medical information (along with some footnotes for us laymen) held my attention and the look into a hospital through doctor's eyes was interesting. Unfortunately, the medical aspect turned ridiculous, so blah to that. And, last but not least, there was a chase, but I thought it was outlandish.
I knew I was taking a chance with this one, but I did want to finish it. Despite the above, the actual writing was good, but maybe it's just more of a man's book. I don't know. I do know it wasn't for me. (2.5/5)
Originally posted on: "Thoughts of Joy..."
Its not high literature, but it is fun. Peter Brown really does want to heal his patients - but for the most part, he is uninterested and working in the worst hospital in the city doesn't make for an easy job. But - this book is graphic. Full of medical lingo to describe all sorts of things you don't want to know anything about. At times - it is excessive. On top of it, the story of how Peter (or Pietro, as he is called) becomes a member of the mob - is told. This is also an interesting story, but less slapstick than the hospital portion.
Its a good read - fun, exciting, a good beach read.
The premise is that an ex-mob hitman is trying to make a go of it as a doctor, when he's recognized one day while on
It's full of the gratuitous violence and sex that modern crime/mob books have. But it all seems tempered, just a tad, when you're reading through the eyes of a medically trained hitman. It's one thing to put a hurting on someone, it's a whole other thing to do it while giving pithy commentary, piling on footnotes and explaining the science of why the body does what it does. I for one enjoyed all the footnotes.
This is the quintessential summer reading novel. Nothing more. Great fun. As ewwwww as the final showdown in the freezer is, the scary part is thinking that half his footnotes may actually be right and that doctors may all really be that hopped up.
Beat the Reaper follows Peter Brown, a former mob hitman who is now in witness protection and has become a doctor, as he tries to avoid being caught by his former boss after one of his patients recognizes him from his previous line of work.
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Interspersed between the chapters telling the above are chapters giving the reader Bearclaw's background and why he is in a witness protection program to begin with. By novel's end, we know why Bearclaw is running for his life.
Overall, I found this novel only marginally enjoyable. The first chapter shows Bearclaw taking out a mugger (ending up with him being hospitalized) and also getting “extra benefits” from a pharmaceutical representative in an elevator. The moral ambiguity doesn't get much better, even though it seems that Bazell is trying to create a sympathetic character in Bearclaw. In short, this is a conflicted novel that wants to be both a moral exploration of mobsters (ala The Godfather) and an amoral thriller. It achieves neither in the end.
The novel alternates between Brwna's current life at the hospital and his past. He began working for David Lacono, the father of his childhood best friend, Skinflick, to avenge the killers who murdered his grandparents. Quickly he began doing hits for Lacano regularly until Lacano convinced Brwna to take his son along on a mission. The mission ended badly and, eventually, the good relationship Brwna had with the Lacanos ended badly as well.
Today, Brwna is known as Dr. Peter Brown, and he has just encountered an old mob acquaintance, Squillante, who is being treated for a terminal condition at the hospital. Fearing for his life, Peter agrees to help save Squillante in exchange for his silence, but Peter has his doubts about the mobster's sincerity.
This book is a whirlwind, and Bazell hits all the marks for drugs, violence, sharks, girls, and the mob. His characters are sarcastic and witty, and the dialogue made me laugh out loud. It's the same old story, but Bazell gives it a refreshing little tongue-in-cheek love. A fun read.